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- Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics
class pulls a hamstring.
- One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman
gain 5 lbs.
- The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
- The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know
what you're doing, someone else does.
- The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your
body and your fat are really good friends.
- I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and
setting my pantyhose on fire.
- Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two
sizes!
- Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You
know, sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my
mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You
have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
- A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills. She
had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.
- The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing …
and then they marry him!
- I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating
too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is
my idea of a perfect day.
- I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30
can fit into their stuff.
- If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How
intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
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